Memory Road
a division of Seek Publishing

Available: 48 vintage designs

These ivory linen postcards make for a lovely way to drop a line. Features:

• Lovingly reproduced images of women from century-old magazine ads
• Humorous and heart-warming sentiments from a distinctly woman’s point of view
• A great way to celebrate the friendship and kinship that women share

Available sayings:

1. Don't cry because it's over... Smile because it happened.
2. All men are animals... Some just make better pets.
3. It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
4. There is no truer love than that of chocolate.
5. Coffee, chocolate and men... Some things are better rich!
6. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
7. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
8. Housework has never killed anyone... but why risk it!!
9. Beware the fury of a patient woman!
10. If you cannot convince a man, confuse him.
11. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
12. If men want breakfast in bed... they should sleep in the kitchen.
13. Behind every successful man, is a surprised woman.
14. Real women drink coffee
15. A real friend is someone who walks in... when the rest of the world walks out.
16. If friends were flowers, I would plant a whole field of you!
17. A man's got to do what a man's got to do... A woman does what he can't.
18. If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
19. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
20. If ignorance is bliss, all men should be ecstatic!
21. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
22. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
23. Money isn't everything... but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
24. Girls just want to have FUNDS!
25. When a man speaks and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
26. Never get your panties in a wad! It makes you walk funny.
27. Friendships multiply our joys and divide our griefs.
28. Always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
29. Never try to out-stubborn a cat, or change a man.
30. If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all up there?
31. When God made man SHE was just kidding.
32. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking: the husband give and the wife takes.
33. A woman's charm is in the ability to forgive... without forgetting!
34. Never worry about what men think, they do it so rarely.
35. Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
36. Guys have feelings too... But like, who cares?
37. God could not be physically everywhere, so she created mothers
38. The best mirror is an old friend.
39. If it has tires or scratches itself, you're going to have trouble with it.
40. We do not remember days, we remember moments.
41. Money can't buy love, but it can rent a very close imitation.
42. Teamwork is essential, it allows you to blame someone else.
43. A man's true value is in his ability to "serve-us!"
44. Somedays you're the fox, and somedays you're the hound.
45. Friends never let friends shop alone!
46. Some mistakes are way too much fun to only make once.
47. Beauty is the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
48. If a woman's place is in the home, why are we always in a car?